Sunday, January 29, 2012


It's finally time for me to officially spread the word about my big news. I recently obtained a job working with the Steiner Company aboard one of their cruise ships!!! To work aboard a cruise ship has been a dream of mine for as long as I can remember. Words can't describe how ecstatic I am about this.
I went to Vegas at the beginning of Decemeber to interview. It was a long, intimidating process. Out of 30 people, 2 people got the job. One of those people was ME!!!
I will be heading to London on March 10th where I will comense training. Training can take anywhere from 2-8 weeks depending on how quickly you pick it all up. (So I'm sure I'll be done in 2 weeks. :P ) AFTER that is when they will tell me what ship I will be on and where I am going. (Steiner owns all the cruise lines except 2, and I forget which those are.)
Once I'm on the ship, my 9 month contract begins. This of course means that I will be gone until probably January 2013. (Yes I will be spending the possible apocolypse on a ship.)
This is a very big deal for me. The idea of being away from my loved ones for 9 whole months is scary and intimidating. As is working for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week! BUT I know that this is exactly what I need. I need to get out of my comfort zone. Away from the people I hide behind and drown myself in. Time for me to just be ME. By myself. To rediscover who I am.
No phone and limited internet access. Just me, my massages, and the open ocean.
Bon Voyage Land!!!

Thursday, January 26, 2012


"Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion, follow humbly wherever and to whatever abyss nature leads, or you shall learn nothing."
~Thomas Huxley

Monday, January 23, 2012

This is sex without touching.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The Good Ship Lifestyle

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle
All my friends jumped ship
I elect ME the captain
This is the lonliest voyage
I've ever been on
Up in the crow's nest
-Over there! I see land!
First mate?
There is no First Mate...
This is the Good Ship Lifestyle!
Sail away from the world!
Sail away from the world!
So steer a course
A course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little Empire
I'm going nowhere
This is the Good Ship Lifestyle!
(Soon to be my theme song)

Come alive!

Dexter Legos

This is beyond awesome!!! HAHAHA!!!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Lao Tzu

“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.”

Non-attachment – even or especially to ones own self-image – is the necessity for personal change. If we are open to change and to new possibilities and perspectives, without buying into them blindly, we can grow.

Daddy Long Legs

"Where was mother nature? Sleeping? Coffee break"

You're welcome.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Massage quote

"Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavy-set brother, Girth."

Monday, January 2, 2012