Dear Six Pack...

I am patiently waiting for you....
I've been going to the gym everyday.
I've been crunch, crunch, crunching you.
I've been counting my calories.
I've even quit drinking on weekdays.

I see you developing back there...
just trying to push through that last layer of fluff.

I will not give up on you.

All I want for my birthday....
(which is in June)
is you.

Please come to me.