Wednesday, April 22, 2009

If You Seek Amy

Really Britney Spears?!?! Really?!?!? WTF is this song?!? When I first heard the title I thought, hmmm... that's pretty retarded, but maybe she will construct the lyrics in such a way that it will be fitting and subtly seductive. (why did I give her so much credit?!?)
But really this is the most disgustingly ridiculous song I have EVER heard!!! --which is really REALLY bad coming from someone like me, who admittedly likes cheesy teeny bopper pop songs.--
If you haven't heard it, (you blessed soul) it goes a little something like this:

"Love me, Hate me,
say what you want about me,
but all of the girls and all of the boys
are willing to If You Seek Amy"

This does not make an OUNCE of sense!!!! I am severely disappointed. I mean, if you're going to be that blatantly obvious about what you're trying to say, then why the hell even cover it up with a stupid acronym!!!?? (is that even what you would call it?)
You should just come right out and call your song, "F.U.C.K. ME."

It's too bad because even though it is absurdly repetitive I do enjoy your song "Womanizer," (as I already stated, I like crappy music) but this song should have NEVER ever been allowed on your cd. What was your manager thinking?! He should be fired.

I think it is high time you retire. You had a nice run, you became a house-hold name, you got your stardom. You are done. Go away. or better yet, "if you see kay off."


christine nicole said...

she is horrifying!

Kcscrystal said...

I know right?!?! I'll openly admit that her song "womanizer" saved whatever ounce of goodness could be saved (which doesn't say a lot) and then she went and shot that down with this crap shoot. she just needs to go away. ha.

Questions From A Curious Mind said...

Did you know that listening to Britney Spears actually causes the moon to get closer to Earth. That's right, the more you listen to her "music" the closer the moon gets to smacking the living hell out of Earth in response. She's shown great restraint but as I gazed up and the moonlit sky last night I couldn't help to notice that it's gotten larger in the night sky. So please for all our sake don't feed the galactic ire of our patient little moon and threaten the very survival of life on our planet any longer.

Kcscrystal said...

guess I better change my ringtone to something other than "womanizer" then huh... ;)